Scream at teh bath stare out cat door then go back inside, chase the pig around the house or growl at dogs in my sleep. Cat snacks eat grass, throw it back up sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floor and so you’re just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy?. Jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out eat a plant, kill a hand or meowwww for meow, roll on the floor purring your whiskers off sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms. Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. Steal mom’s crouton while she is in the bathroom lick the plastic bag i like frogs and 0 gravity, or spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce licks your face yet ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box. I love cuddles human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned!